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All Today's Jokes Do You Need Help? Hello. Yes, you! You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary - eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is? Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your Internet addiction. At... |
All Today's Stories This was in the Washington Post This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever" In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on... |
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All Today's Limericks There once was a fellow named Lear There once was a fellow named Lear Whose head was the shape of a sphere. His desire, it was said Was to stand on his head. But he'd always end up on his rear! |
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