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Do You Need Help?

Hello. Yes, you! You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary - eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is? Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your Internet addiction. At...
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This was in the Washington Post

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever"

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on...
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Bodhidharma

"As mortals, we're ruled by conditions, not by ourselves."
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There once was a fellow named Lear

There once was a fellow named Lear
Whose head was the shape of a sphere.
His desire, it was said
Was to stand on his head.
But he'd always end up on his rear!
 
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